bob-belcher:
*does nothing for 3 days straight* today is a “me” day, i deserve it, i need to relax
(via literallyrad)
come to my house and smoke me up
Interviewer: So, Mr Loaf...
Meat Loaf: please, call me meat
552:
When will this bitch (my skin) realize that we’re both on the same team
(via phiftycent)